The word normal is overused.  And, by the way, ‘normal,’ should in no way cause anyone a sense of well-being or security.  In today’s world, normal means, ‘I have you in my clutches.’ 

Laugh, I don’t care.   I just want a cup of coffee and I’m on my way.  Yeah, look there, a young mom gathering up her kiddos because I’m talking too loud.  That’s okay too.  Keep them safe, mom.   

No, I have money.  Here it is.  I work for a living.  I’m not a vagrant.  Look, my clothes are clean, outside of walking through this city, and I managed to bathe this morning.  Okay, I’m going.  I’m going but remember–normal is deceit.   

You following me?  Well, don’t I’m not crazy.  I will not do something awful.  You cops are the ones that give me the most trouble.  I’m not in a crowd of thugs, so I’m easy to subdue.  If there were five of me, you’d just let me rant on and on, maybe even burn down a building.   That’s normal.   

Listen, I don’t care, seriously.  It’s that mom who just left with her kids–and it’s too bad it looks like she could use a cup of coffee-that I feel bad for.  But listen, I gotta go. My lunch hour is almost up.  I know I talk too loud.  But I’m not a bum on the street.  Besides, too many bums are on the street.  Seriously, where does all the shit go?   

Who am I?  Just a person, just a weirdo person, but a viable human being.  My parents?  Do I look too young to be on my own?  My parents are dead.  They were pretty sharp, my parents, and they got along.  I was a shock to them.  Seriously, I think they could read each other’s minds, so when they gotta around to making love, I just don’t think they thought of the consequences.  I’m surprised really, I survived the womb portion of my life. They grew things, you see, so they probably thought the entire process worthy of exploration.  If I had conversed–not talk mind you–conversed with them at three months, I might have held their attention but that didn’t happen.   

How did they die?  I didn’t kill them, not sure who did.  I was away at school, so they couldn’t blame me.   Later, I read the police reports. I’m sorry I did because there were photographs.  It wasn’t quick.  I mean, there was no love lost between my parents and me, but I was sorry they suffered like that. 

What did they do?  They grew things; I told you.  Grew lots of things.  I had a close call with one.  True, I shouldn’t have been in their laboratory put for Pete’s sake, I was their son and… curious.  Normal?  Hell, no, it wasn’t normal.  The plant was like their damn guard dog. I’d have been strangled where I stood if I didn’t have sense enough to have a pocket knife.   The thing was around my neck before I knew what was happening.  And do you know what they said?  They said that if the thing had bound my hands first, it would have succeeded.  They seemed disappointed, not that I had survived, mind you, but their growth hadn’t the sense to bind, then kill.   

Oh well.   

The plants?  No idea I was at school.   I got their money and their house up on Long Island.  I had that place demolished and go up there every once in a while, just to have a look around, make sure all the vegetation is burned to the ground. 

Don’t look normal at all, thank God.