“Well, he’s at least 16 years older than her. Please pass the salt.”
“Mother always said, ‘There’s no fool like an old fool.'”
“All I can say is poor Anne. Did you use real mayonnaise or is this salad dressing?”
“Mayonnaise. I don’t quite follow you about Anne. They divorced over two years ago.”
“Yes, but the kids. They still get together with the kids. What happens now? Him running around with a younger woman. Are these the lavender cookies you were talking about?
“Hmmm. I guess but I think they get together at different times. And yes those are the cookies. I picked them up at the bakery this morning.”
“Whatever, they both still live in this town. He and that hussy could walk into a restaurant and Anne could be there. Is there pepper on the table?”
“Well, I suppose but Anne wouldn’t necessarily be alone. Really is she rarely alone?”
“Well, I don’t blame her. Did you see her latest?”
“So tall.”
“Just enough silver along the temples.”
“Oh, we are horrible gossips.”
“Yes, yes, we are. This salad, I think, just needs a touch more pickle.”
“Yet, I don’t know what he is thinking. She is so young.”
“Do you see how she can’t take her eyes off him? She follows him with her eyes whenever he’s in the room.”
“They’ve kissed in public. Kissed, not pecked.”
“O mercy, did mothers hide their children’s faces–pass the ketchup, please.”
“Sure. No, you know how people are nowadays. I guess they’ve set a date, at least they’ll be married.”
“Already? Mercy.”
“Yes, Anne told me herself. Kids are all attending. I think she’s hurt she didn’t get an invitation.”
“Well, I don’t quite understand that. Why would you want to watch your husband marry someone else?”
“EX husband, dear.”
“Whatever. They still knew each other in Biblical proportions. Pass the cake, please. Is there cream for the coffee?”
“Oh dear, we are horrible gossips.”
“Yes, yes, we are.”